Hallo, people of tumblr :D You may address me as Mac or Loser. Whatever floats your boat. I reblog a lot of SuperWhoLock, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Toradora, Maid Sama, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, aaaand Ouran Highschool Host Club. So basically anything that floats my boat. If you've got a problem, then go tree off.
Loser For Life
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
grangerdangerthestarshipranger:
Know what’s NOT happening today?
Supernatural.
You know what’s not happening on Saturday?
Doctor Who.
Do you know what’s not happening EVER?
Merlin.
You know what’s not happening ‘til the HELL knows?
Sherlock.
(via caitlinjoudrey)
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN
what the fuck is wrong with this website
(Source: basedmadoka, via lindseyisnotonfire)
IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
(via lindseyisnotonfire)
Ernest Hemingway once won a bet by crafting a six-word short story, that can make people cry. Here it is.
In our school they made students wrote an essay on just these six words and everyone was so mad because it made zero sense and no one knew who was right so no one did the essay
(Source: ffunkkkya, via lindseyisnotonfire)
*taps mike* Guys I want to talk about this scene, as it is not only my favourite Martha scene but possibly my favourite companion scene-
Because Martha Jones has just been through ABSOLUTE HELL, and you see that woman there, Professor Docherty? She sort of helped with that! She traded Martha’s life for her son’s. Martha figured she would, but you know, being betrayed can’t be nice.
AND WHAT DOES MARTHA DO when everything is back to normal? SHE FINDS THE WOMAN WHO BETRAYED HER AND SHE FORGIVES HER JUST LIKE THAT AND GIVES HER FLOWERS
Martha Jones (who understands only too well one’s desire to protect one’s family) is THAT COMPASSIONATE AND THAT KIND
(via sonicsideburns)
This here is a real gun. See?
anyone else love how Sam didn’t react
Pretty sure he reacted with a bitchface
pretty sure he was thinking of the little piece of wood that hit his head
THAT PIECE OF WOOD.
(Source: helldean, via devourable)
