lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

legalwifi:

nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew

satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE


EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard

AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

c4cti:

america and prussia tried it first

prussia passed out twice and alfred perfected the art of projectile cinnamon

they thought it’d be funny to trick russia into suffering with them

(more littleaphheadcanons >v<)

becausejensenackless:

kataylorr:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

Someone buy me this book.

becausejensenackless:

kataylorr:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

Someone buy me this book.

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice


A king’s arrival is never silent

A king’s arrival is never silent

stoned-moaning-myrtle:

siarraculbertson:

cosmicscripts:

thepinupnextdoor:

littlecatlady:

"how are you going to look with all those tattoos when you’re old??"

rad as hell

Reblogging this babe

reblogging for the last shot

fun fact: she got them all after she turned like 37. all of them.

“She said: ‘I love my tattoos but men don’t seem to feel the same. My appearance seems to scare them off. ‘I’ve only ever been on one date in seven years. That was through a tattoo-lovers dating site - but it didn’t last. ‘I think when men first look at me, they think I’m a bit rough. They mutter ‘look at the state of her’ under their breath. They don’t bother to get to know me.’ ”

Always reblog
Like
Always

smilestump:

thefutureoffalloutboystartsnow:

some fall out boy lyrics are really relatable and easy to understand and other fall out boy lyrics are like “tempest in a teacup get unique peroxide princess shine like shark teeth”